Press kit

Attention, sold to the highest bidder.

The Board is one page of brands, and a spot on it starts at one dollar. Rank is decided by what each brand paid and nothing else, the top spot costs more every time it changes hands, and anyone can pay to deface, defend or fund somebody else’s listing.

Boilerplate

Written to be pasted whole. It states what the product is and nothing we cannot show.

The Board is a public leaderboard of brands where rank is decided by money and nothing else. Anyone can buy a listing at any price, with no application and no minimum. The higher a brand ranks, the more people see it and click through to its site. The top spot can only be taken by beating what the current holder paid, so its price rises every time it changes hands. Other people can pay to deface a listing, pay to repair it, pay to protect it, and pay to fund it. The Board is operated by Dustn.co and opens on September 3, 2026 at 10:00 AM Pacific.

One line, if that is all there is room for: The Board is a public leaderboard of brands where rank is decided by money and nothing else.

Fast facts

Product
The Board
Site
toptheboard.com
Founder
Dustin W. Stout
Based in
Bakersfield, California
Opens
September 3, 2026 at 10:00 AM Pacific
Before launch
Reservations. Brands are public, amounts are not shown, and everyone goes live at the same moment on opening day
Cheapest listing
$1
Taking the top spot
Pay more than the current holder. $1 over their total is enough
Attacks
4 types, 5 severities, every one of them timed
Categories
14
Public on every listing
Amount paid, rank, impressions, clicks, backers
Never public
Who attacked whom, and any pre-launch amount

Live figures move, so they are on the board rather than frozen here: the current top spot, the total taken and the number waiting are all on the home page. Our own site traffic is public at our analytics dashboard and our processor profile is at Stripe.

How it works

  1. A listing is a brand. A logo, a name, one line of copy, a category and a link to that brand’s own site. Every listing is a paid placement and the page says so: nothing here is editorial and nothing is selected on merit. The link is the product; the pixels are the packaging.
  2. Entry is a dollar, and you climb one place at a time. No application and no waitlist. You do not need a bigger budget than everybody on the board, only more than the listing directly above you.
  3. The top spot ratchets. It can only be taken by beating what the current holder paid, so its price climbs for as long as the season runs and comes down only when a season is won and every amount resets together. Within a season a paid amount never decreases, from anything.
  4. Anyone can attack anyone. 4 timed sabotages, priced off the position being hit. They damage how a listing looks and where it points, never what it paid or where it truly ranks.
  5. Anyone can defend anyone. Damage can be scrubbed early or shielded against in advance, and a stranger can buy protection for a brand they like. Waiting is always free: damage expires on its own.
  6. A listing has a war chest, and the owner cannot fill it. Money other people put behind a brand comes off the price when that brand pays for itself, so the number under a listing is a measure of how many people are behind it.
  7. The fight is the audience. Every takeover and every attack is public, which is what makes the page worth watching, which is what makes a spot on it worth buying.

The attacks, in full

AttackSeverityLongestWhat it does
Graffiti112hSpray a tag across their listing. Logo and copy stay readable — it just looks vandalised.
Broken link36hKills the outbound link to their site. The listing still shows — it just stops sending traffic.
Demote44hDisplays them 5 positions lower than they paid for. Their amount is untouched.
Blackout53hFull censor bar. Only their rank and amount remain visible. Maximum damage.

Severity and duration are deliberately inverse: the worse an attack is, the shorter it lasts. Nobody can be held in the dark.

Story angles

What is actually interesting here, stated plainly rather than pitched.

A listing its own audience pays to keep alive

Backing is the mechanic with no obvious precedent. A small brand’s customers can put money behind its listing, and the brand decides whether that becomes a better position, a repair or protection. A coffee roaster with four thousand devoted customers can outlast a funded competitor with a media budget and no affection.

A price that only goes up until a season is won, and what that does to a market

The top spot ratchets by design and the failure state is written into it: eventually it costs more than anyone will pay and the board freezes. That is not a bug being hidden, it is the reason seasons exist. It is a small, legible market to watch a ratchet play out in.

Paid sabotage, in public, with rules

Anyone can pay to deface anyone. The rules that make that a game rather than harassment are the interesting part: attacks are never attributed to anybody, backers always are, no attack touches what a target paid or where they truly rank, and waiting damage out is always free so nobody can be extorted.

A paid-placement product that publishes its own numbers

Impressions and clicks are public on every listing, and the site’s own traffic dashboard and payment processor profile are linked in the footer. A product that sells rank against a number it alone reports is asking to be disbelieved.

An opening nobody can read

Before the doors open, who has reserved is completely public and what they paid is completely hidden, including the leader’s. You can see exactly who is ahead of you and never by how much, so the only move is to decide what the position is worth to you. That is the difference between a queue and an auction.

Logo and assets

The mark is a billboard: an accent rail above, the board below. The rail never changes colour. The board block takes the colour type would take on the same surface, which is dark on a light ground and light on a dark one.

On light
On dark
THE BOARD
Lockup
Mark, light ground
<svg width="32" height="32" viewBox="0 0 32 32" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg">
  <rect x="4" y="2" width="24" height="7" fill="#FF3B00"/>
  <rect x="4" y="13" width="24" height="17" fill="#0B0B0B"/>
</svg>
Mark, dark ground
<svg width="32" height="32" viewBox="0 0 32 32" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg">
  <rect x="4" y="2" width="24" height="7" fill="#FF3B00"/>
  <rect x="4" y="13" width="24" height="17" fill="#F6F6F2"/>
</svg>

Colour

One accent and nothing else. #FF3B00 on light, #FF5A2B on dark, with ink #0B0B0B and paper #F6F6F2. The full palette, the type and the rules are on the brand page.

Screenshots

The share card is served at /opengraph-image at 1200×630. For the board itself, screenshot the live page: every brand on it is a real brand that paid for its position, and a picture of it is a picture of the product. Everything else on the site is ours to reproduce.

Every brand, logo and figure on the demo pages is generated. Nothing there is a real brand and none of it should be reported as one.

Contact

Written to, we answer. There is no agency and no embargo list.

Press and everything else
hello@toptheboard.com
Legal
legal@toptheboard.com
Based in
Bakersfield, California

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